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It's being reported that Zimbabwean dictator Robert Mugabe has put his hand out to celebrate his 85th birthday in unthinkable excess, while nearly all people in the country are starving and unemployed. Here's the dictator's wish list...

Birthday list

2,000 bottles of champagne — Moët & Chandon and ’61 Bollinger
500 bottles of whisky — Johnny Walker Blue Label, 22-year-old Chivas
8,000 lobsters
100kg king prawns
3,000 ducks
4,000 portions of caviar
8,000 boxes of Ferrero Rocher
16,000 eggs
3,000 cakes — chocolate and vanilla
4,000 packs of pork sausages
500kg cheese
4,000 packets of crackers

If you want to support a cause that will actually help the people of Zim, visit VC's website here.